CHOOSE YOUR CLUB
No signup. Pick one. Everything that happens from here happens to you.
Ironvale FC
IRV Est. 1889 | The Foundry Built on noiseThe furnace city. Ironvale are built on noise, sweat and a back four that treats the penalty box as private property. Nobody enjoys visiting The Foundry.
02Nova City
NOV Est. 1994 | Meridian Arena Faster. Further. Brighter.New money, new stadium, new everything. Nova City buy the fastest players in the league and expect them to sprint for ninety minutes. Glamorous, brittle, box office.
03Northstar United
NST Est. 1878 | Star Lane A greater pastFallen aristocrats. Northstar have more trophies in the cabinet than any club in Kingsmere and have added nothing to it in fourteen years. The fans have not forgotten either fact.
04Port Halcyon
HAL Est. 1901 | The Quay Beauty in chaosSeaside romantics. Port Halcyon play the most beautiful and least sensible football in the country, usually in the same match. Cult club. Chaos club.
05Crownreach Athletic
CRN Est. 1884 | Crown Ground Win anywayThe establishment. Crownreach are the richest, best-run and least loved club in Kingsmere. They win most years and are furious in the years they do not.
06Ashcombe Rovers
ASH Est. 1907 | Combe Lane Reborn againA town of thirty thousand with a football club that refuses to know its place. Ashcombe have been relegated, promoted, bankrupted and reborn. Currently reborn.
07Saltford Wanderers
SAL Est. 1896 | Saltford Bowl We do not concedeThe Wanderers do not concede. That is roughly the whole plan. Saltford have finished mid-table for a decade by boring better teams into mistakes.
08Thornbury Town
THN Est. 1892 | Thornfield Small town. Big spirit.The academy. Thornbury would rather lose with a nineteen-year-old than win with a thirty-year-old, and frequently do both. Half the league has a Thornbury graduate.
09Greywater Athletic
GRW Est. 1910 | The Sluice Hard to beatRain, canals and grievance. Greywater have never won anything and would like you to know it is not their fault. Hard to beat, harder to like, impossible to ignore at The Sluice.
10Stonegate FC
STG Est. 1991 | The Quarry On purposeThe south coast showboats. Stonegate attack in numbers, defend in theory, and sell out every week because nobody knows what will happen. Kingsmere's entertainers, on purpose.